What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:18

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
What do most wives fantasize about?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.